I’ve got a pet ‘garden variety’ gnome on my desk at work. I found him abandoned (in a basket) when I started my job last year, and since then he has always been there with me. Until last week that is…
One day whilst answering my phone I noticed a random note hidden under the handset. I quickly read it and looked up to confirm my suspicions; he was gone.
The worst part of the situation was that there were no instructions. I did an ‘all staff’ office email asking for leads and offering a reward for safe return: gnome is dearly missed.
A confidential source told me that my gnome ‘didn’t get out much’ and so he was currently making his way around our office and would return in a few days.
I didn’t get much else for those few days, only another cryptic note of my gnome taking help desk calls and asking where I was.
The next day when I arrived at work I was rather suprised to find my gnome, on my desk, with another gnome, and some candy.
Today, a week later, I was still quite confused about the whole thing when a parcel arrived for me. It contained a copy of Gnomeland: An introduction to the little people, and four additional photos of my gnome in various poses around our office.
So it’s been a fun couple of weeks. I’ve had my gnome gnomenapped, returned with candy, another pink gnome friend, and six random portraits. I’ve finally worked out who did it all and they know me well because I think the whole thing was hilarious.
Now I just need to come up for a name for both the gnomes.